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Boss Lady
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This had me giggling for awhile. ..





>
> Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by
> Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the
>proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
>gave him an A+ for this report:
>
>
> Titanic: $29.99
> Clinton: $29.99
>
> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
>
> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
>
> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
>
> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton: Let's not go there.
>
> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

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